Paris Hilton and her fantabulous i phone

God, there are so many stupid people in this world.

By my estimations, about 80% of the world is made up of idiots or assholes.

Now I'm not really gonna name who's who and what category they fall into. You know who and what you are.

But I will direct your attention to the people lining up outside the jail where Paris Hilton was being held, screaming and cheering for her after her 3 weeks of hard time.

Boy, I hope prison hasn't changed her. A hard and bitter Paris this world does not need.

Of particular stupidity is the doofus with the Liberate Paris sign. Ohhh, good one, ass-clown.

Another group of yoo-hoos is the bunch camped outside the Apple store for the new i phone.

Are you kidding me? I mean, come on. It's a fucking appliance.

Okay, I can see camping out for concert tickets or for playoff or World Series/Super Bowl tickets. Those are limited-engagement events.

But for a phone? Especially one that you will be able to buy a few days, a few weeks, a few months after it's released? That's just stupid.

I mean, are these people so deficient in the self-esteem area that being the first on the block to own a new i phone is going to instantly dip them into a big bucket of cool?

I've seen some of these ass-clowns and believe me, dude who's first in line, the phone ain't gonna get you laid.

Idiots.

Even as I write this, I can hear a bunch of people in deep discussion about some reality show about white rappers on MTV.

Remember, 80%.

Be afraid.